The Attack of the Squid Continue

June 13th, 2008

A lucky shot drove off the attacking squid.  My first thought is to fire up the engine and run.  Run far and away.  But squid live in the water.  I hate to abandon the boat, but I may have to.  I turn on my VHF radio and listen to the Coast Guard fielding calls about attacking squid.  I remembered that the Olympia Police can be picked up on channel 3.  I switch over and listen in.

Squid on the waterfront, and zombies ashore.  City hall is already in flames and the Old Safeway has been taken over by mumbling shuffling hordes.  No word if they are stoned greeners or just zombies.

Ever feel cornered?  Trapped like a rat?  That’s how I feel know.  I can’t get away by water.  So far the marina is zombie free.  Maybe we can secure the parking lot.  Time to find a few folks here.  A couple of combat vets, retired GI’s, and the crazy woman who acts like she is on drugs.

I’ll try and update when we get a barricade up and the parking area secured.  I fear we can’t win the battle with the squids.

Blogging like it’s the end of the world

June 13th, 2008

This inspired by BLITEOW here.

So am sitting here on the boat listening to R.E.M. and go to fill up my water tanks when I see an odd form slithering through the water.

No worries, stuff swims in the water at night all the time.

I fill up the tank and go back below, and ponder cracking a beer and going to bed when I hear a big splash outside.

I take a look outside and see a large tentacled shape on the dock.

Giant humboldt squid with glowing eyes are climbing out of the water.  I am so screwed.

I ran into my boat and grabbed my beat up old mosin nagant rifle and slam a clip full of hollowpoint ammo into it.

They haven’t gotten to my boat yet…

In the low light the sights are hard to acquire.  One squid slides back into the water…

Squids are big squishy creatures with flayling arms, a singe eye and a big beak.  You have to take out the eye to take out the animal.

I slowly breath out as I stare this demon creature of the deep in it’s horrible face.  I squeeze the trigger…………………..

New SKS!

June 12th, 2008

Unfired brand new aresnal refurbished Russian SKS.  Bright shiny bore, all matching numbers. What more can I say?

A Novel Idea.

June 11th, 2008

Oil Pumps

GOP members in congress have a novel idea. Allow oil companies to drill for oil here in the United States! How shocking! The agenda behind opening up drilling in our nation, is to help drive down gas prices. Now this may seem extreme to any liberal minded reader who happens across my blog, not that I get many readers, but I digress. We have been told for decades that drilling would not bring down oil prices, or get us off dependency on foreign oil. It will take years they like to say. (Fox News).

“We are kidding ourselves if we think we can drill our way out of these problems,” House Appropriations Committee Chairman David Obey, D-Wis., said during the bill mark-up session.

“The disappointing part about some of the energy policies being promoted (is) that it calls for more drilling when drilling really is the problem. And all we’ve got to show for pretty aggressive (domestic) drilling for the last 35 years is, again, $4 for a gallon of gas,” Manuel said, adding “since the first Arab oil shock in the 1970s, the U.S. has produced almost 90 billion barrels of oil since then, so we’ve tried drilling our way out of the problem and it just hasn’t worked.”

This is a fallacy, We have so limited drilling that we are forced to import oil, and we have refused to drill in places like Alaska National Wildlife Refuge. In the years between 1973 and 2008 have seen dramatic increases in population and increases on demand for products that require oil for production, such as plastics. But the statement by Manuel doesn’t reflect this does it. Not, it is simply out of context, and truth be told simply a liberal lie.

Liberals think the way to address the current artifically high gas prices, is to institute more taxes on the companies which do business getting gas to the pumps and running those pumps. “Americans are furious about what’s going on,” declared Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D. He said they want Congress to do something about oil company profits and the “orgy of speculation” on oil markets. (Hebert) The House bill number 2977 introduced by a Seattle liberal democrat, Bob Hasegawa. Fortunately it was defeated, in the Senate as well, by getting a vote of 51 falling short of a required 60.(HEBERT) Seven so-called Republicans voted with the liberals to support the bill.

Here is a problem with taking more money from Oil companies. Taxes do not fill barrels with oil. Perhaps Harry Reid and Byron Dorgan do not realize this. Further taking money from oil companies will not lower the pump price we are paying. It will not be returned to the tax payers, nor will it likely go to support anything worth while but will instead go to pay for the pork barrel spending by congress.(Riedl, Acosta-Fraser) (Note the Farm Bill and Byron Dorgan’s handy work there in)

WASHINGTON - Saved by Senate Republicans, big oil companies dodged an attempt Tuesday to slap them with a windfall profits tax and take away billions of dollars in tax breaks in response to the record gasoline prices that have the nation fuming.

GOP senators shoved aside the Democratic proposal, arguing that punishing Big Oil won’t do a thing to lower the $4-a-gallon-price of gasoline that is sending economic waves across the country. High prices at the pump are threatening everything from summer vacations to Meals on Wheels deliveries to the elderly.

The Democratic energy package would have imposed a 25 percent tax on any “unreasonable” profits of the five largest U.S. oil companies, which together made $36 billion during the first three months of the year. It also would have given the government more power to address oil market speculation, opened the way for antitrust actions against countries belonging to the OPEC oil cartel, and made energy price gouging a federal crime.

By H. JOSEF HEBERT , Associated Press Last update: June 11, 2008 - 1:39 AM

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Photo Credit Seth Perlman, Associated Press.