Blogging like it’s the end of the world
June 13th, 2008This inspired by BLITEOW here.
So am sitting here on the boat listening to R.E.M. and go to fill up my water tanks when I see an odd form slithering through the water.
No worries, stuff swims in the water at night all the time.
I fill up the tank and go back below, and ponder cracking a beer and going to bed when I hear a big splash outside.
I take a look outside and see a large tentacled shape on the dock.
Giant humboldt squid with glowing eyes are climbing out of the water. I am so screwed.
I ran into my boat and grabbed my beat up old mosin nagant rifle and slam a clip full of hollowpoint ammo into it.
They haven’t gotten to my boat yet…
In the low light the sights are hard to acquire. One squid slides back into the water…
Squids are big squishy creatures with flayling arms, a singe eye and a big beak. You have to take out the eye to take out the animal.
I slowly breath out as I stare this demon creature of the deep in it’s horrible face. I squeeze the trigger…………………..