A lucky shot drove off the attacking squid.  My first thought is to fire up the engine and run.  Run far and away.  But squid live in the water.  I hate to abandon the boat, but I may have to.  I turn on my VHF radio and listen to the Coast Guard fielding calls about attacking squid.  I remembered that the Olympia Police can be picked up on channel 3.  I switch over and listen in.

Squid on the waterfront, and zombies ashore.  City hall is already in flames and the Old Safeway has been taken over by mumbling shuffling hordes.  No word if they are stoned greeners or just zombies.

Ever feel cornered?  Trapped like a rat?  That’s how I feel know.  I can’t get away by water.  So far the marina is zombie free.  Maybe we can secure the parking lot.  Time to find a few folks here.  A couple of combat vets, retired GI’s, and the crazy woman who acts like she is on drugs.

I’ll try and update when we get a barricade up and the parking area secured.  I fear we can’t win the battle with the squids.

This inspired by BLITEOW here.

So am sitting here on the boat listening to R.E.M. and go to fill up my water tanks when I see an odd form slithering through the water.

No worries, stuff swims in the water at night all the time.

I fill up the tank and go back below, and ponder cracking a beer and going to bed when I hear a big splash outside.

I take a look outside and see a large tentacled shape on the dock.

Giant humboldt squid with glowing eyes are climbing out of the water.  I am so screwed.

I ran into my boat and grabbed my beat up old mosin nagant rifle and slam a clip full of hollowpoint ammo into it.

They haven’t gotten to my boat yet…

In the low light the sights are hard to acquire.  One squid slides back into the water…

Squids are big squishy creatures with flayling arms, a singe eye and a big beak.  You have to take out the eye to take out the animal.

I slowly breath out as I stare this demon creature of the deep in it’s horrible face.  I squeeze the trigger…………………..

Boats. Made out of wood. In Olympia. What more is there to be said? A little heavy on powerboats, but the boats were all so nice to look at. I love other people’s wooden boats, let someone else do the work to keep one up….

I lifted this from Olyblog, and while I cleaned it up a bit, I claim no responsibility for the formating of Bohmer’s burbling. Can you believe this man is a professor at a state funded college?  Gotta love Evergreen sometimes.  It’s bozo’s like Bohmer that give that place a bad name and attract the moonbats.

“Reflections on May Day, 2008 in Olympia May 3, 2008

The planning for the Olympia May Day and the resulting rally and march were a very worthwhile effort to connect the anti-war movement and GI resistance to the immigrant rights struggle within the context of the celebration of May Day–International Worker’s day. I am very appreciative and supportive of the centering the May Day rally and march around the Sanctuary City proposal, possibly the first such proposal in the country that calls for a city to be a sanctuary for both GI’s and immigrants. We need to connect issues and movements more as happened on May Day in Olympia. The rally and march was an excellent way to put this proposal for Olympia as a sanctuary in the public consciousness, the organizers of the May Day event deserve a lot of credit for this. Sadly the message was lost to much of the Olympia community because of the actions of a few, none of whom as far as I know were involved in organizing the May Day event. The issue of graffiti on the Capitol walls or breaking bank windows is not primarily an abstract or moral issue of right or wrong, and some of the discussion has been focused on that. I do think that the rock throwing was morally objectionable because bank employees and customers were in the two banks and could have been injured when the rocks were thrown. My main criticism of the graffiti and window breaking is rather, that it is bad and wrong strategy and tactics within the context of 2008 Olympia. How do these acts by a few, a self-appointed vanguard, build the anti-war or immigrant rights movement? They don’t!! If a response is that they build some other movement, e.g., Black Bloc, that is opportunist as one is using other movements to build one’s own. No respect was shown to the organizers of the event, e.g., going into the Capitol and writing on its walls, when the announced plan was to have a rally on the steps. No respect was shown to the May Day marchers, which included both immigrants and children, to the trashing of the banks so close to the march. I understand the anger and rage against this oppressive economic system and share it. However, what does screaming at the police accomplish or breaking some windows at two banks? This anger is counterproductive and self-indulgent if it strengthens what we are trying to overcome. In the short-run, the anti-war movement here is weakened. These actions of property damage are not understood or supported by the overwhelming majority of Olympia residents and that is relevant in assessing it. Also relevant is the alienation of many of the marchers and organizers. Isn’t one of our objectives to gain public support? Instead let us use this rage productively and in a cooperative way with others activists and progressive and radical groups–not to sabotage, even if unintentionally, what others are doing–instead to build social movements that can stop this war, gain amnesty for immigrants and eventually, revolutionize this country. We need to develop a plan, a system of accountability, so that our demonstrations or direct actions are not hijacked by a few who have different goals, tactics from what is agreed on by the organizers and participants in our actions. I urge that those few who broke windows at the two banks or writing on the walls of the Capitol to reflect on their actions and apologize to the organizers of the May Day event. At the same time, it is important to remember that the six people who were arrested on Thursday are innocent until proven guilty and may not have been involved in the breaking of the bank windows–so let us not take the police version as fact. My hope is that all of us learn from what happened on Thursday, May 1st, 2008 so that we can move forward together to “Tear it Down, and Build it Up”.

In solidarity,

Peter Bohmer”

Read the bit I bolded.  Guess Bohmer works for free? I’m sure he could never take part in the horrible economic system we currently have here.

I’ll bet he cashes his paycheck at a bank or credit union just like everyone else.  Probably has a nice bourgeois house and drives some sort of vehicle too.

Bohmer is a freak of nature.  This isn’t the first time he’s opened his mouth and the decent people in Olympia have cringed, and it won’t be the last.

I like Olympia, which is handy since I live here. I’ll add more stuff soon.